The Titanic is sinking! Quick, what are the signs doing!?!


Question: The Titanic is sinking! Quick, what are the signs doing!!?
Me Libra:
OMG-OMG-OMG-
*looks panicked - trying to decide which side of ship is best*
UH!.!.!.!.!.!.well!.!.!.!.!.!.ARGH!!!!!
*First to fall in - was standing in the middle which breaks like twig!.!.!.!.!.half way down thankful they didn't have to decide*

Well!.!.!.!.How about your sign - or if you have a idea about another sign!. What are they doing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Aries- Is the captain of the ship and is barking orders at everyone, although no one seems to be listening to him cause they're panicking

Taurus- He has run back to his cabin in hopes of salvaging any priceless heirlooms, clothes and jewlery

Gemini- Is one of the crewmen, he is setting off flares, trying to communicate with anyone!.!.!.

Cancer-She's trying to round up all the parentless children as well as her own!.She doesn't want anyone left behind!.!.!.

Leo-Wondering if they're dressed appropriately enough!.He doesn't want the rescue pictures to capture him looking shippwrecked!

Virgo-Is screaming at Aries for not listening to their warnings about the structure of the ship!. He's still criticising him as the ship starts to sink!.!.!.

Libra-She cannot decide if she should wait for Virgo or not!. He is being awfully judgemental at a time like this!.!.!.

Scorpio-Has mysteriously dissappeared below deck, but later resurfaces after the ship has gone down hours ago!. No one recalls seeing him on any of the lifeboats!.!.!.

Sagittarius- He was one of the first on the life boats but daringly braved the icy waters to save those who had fallen in!.

Capricorn-Was the first to secure a spot of the first life boat!. Nothing is more important than his lucrative business, who would run it if he perished!?

Aquarius- Is late, and manages to get the last life boat!. He was sleeping and hadn't even noticed the commotion until his cabin began to fill up!.!.!.

Pisces- He's helping Cancer round up all the children!. There's only one spot left and he gives it to an elderly woman!. He professes undying love for Cancer as she tearfully watches him go down with the ship!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha, well Bumby, while you're trying to decide which ship to take, I'd be knocking everyone else out of the way and taking the the life boat for myself, hahaha!. ;)

Libra

Just wanted to add that the Titanic was the funniest movie I ever saw!.!.!.I was young when I saw it, but the ending just cracked me up!.!.!.!.everyone falling out of the ship, and all of the drama that ensued!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Virgo is quietly analysing the pros and cons of every possibility!.!.!. jumping, not jumping, what if I go to the deck, what if!.!.!. what if!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha, the Aquarians are flipping the tables over and using them as drawing boards to draw up blueprints of how to use the "tables" to build makeshift rafts!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Aquarious is herding people in the right direction and restore order so as many people as possible can be saved with there born leadership qualities!Www@Enter-QA@Com

steal someone's kid like that mean guy to get a boat, and probably drown anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stand where Jack and Rose was standing!. and follow them!. then sit on the plank of wood in the sea with rose then you will get rescued =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

I love tiacola's answer! I'm an aquarius and that seems like the perfect aquarian thing to do!. Best of luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'll follow Jack until he die!. I'll die with him!. It is worth it for someone so romantic and dreamy!.

Pisces!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ARIES: is screaming and yelling!. unfortunately he was in the bathroom taking a ferocious crap when it happened, and accidently locked himself in!. he pounds and kicks the door!. too bad it's too late!.
TAURUS: was eating in the restaurant downstairs!. all of the sudden he hears pounding and screaming, and notices that they are sinking!. he decides to stay where he is and let himself drown, just to finish his dinner!.
GEMINI: is talking to everyone!. asking what's happening, what up with the ice berg lodged in the ship, and why everyone is yelling in her ear!. then she notices they're sinking!.
CANCER: was in bed with scorpio!.(scroll down to scorpio to see what happens to both of them, cuz i don't feel like typing it twice!. lol)
LEO: decides to fix her hair in the mirror one last time before drowning to her doom!.
VIRGO: goes inside to iron her clothes for the 30th time, just so she can look tidy while drowning!.
LIBRA: is flirting with gemini for one last time, and they kiss!.
SCORPIO: is in bed with cancer when it happened!. they hear crashing and waves, and go outside to see them sinking!. they hold eachother's hands, and jump off the boat, to die together!.
SAGITTARIUS: is sling-shotting ice from the ice berg at virgo, as his last prank before death!.
CAPRICORN: is sitting on the edge of the boat!. not moving a muscle!. he decides to stay where he is, and let himself die!. his pessimism overwhelms him, and makes him decide to give up!.
AQUARIUS: is trying to help aries out of the bathroom before they both are killed!. he reminds him that before they break down the door, make sure he wiped his a*s!.
PISCES: is crying because she just saw her best friend cancer kill herself with scorpio!.
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that was so!.!.!.morbid!.!.!.lol!.

-cancer w/ aries rising

flowersinbloom25's answer almost made me cry!.(the last part)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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