What's your sign?Caution: it may not be what you think.?!
Question: What's your sign!?Caution: it may not be what you think!.!?
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions!. Basically you don't give a damn about anyone!. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less!. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics!. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual!. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss!.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character!. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic!. A real weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet!.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money!. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a
cell phone!.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything!. In other words, stupid!. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything!. Most Leos are living on the welfare!.
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them!. But you're prone to bullsh**tting and you're a cheap bastard!. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are sluts!.
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges!. This makes you an a**hole!. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you!. Nobody will go to your funeral!.
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles!. However these are your only good traits!. You screw small animals and love picking your nose!. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet!.
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts!. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys!. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack!.
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type!. A mean self-centered a*s and a closet homosexual!. Your best friend is probably an altar boy!.
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system!. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite!. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights!.
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation!. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world!. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron!. You will continually fail!. You're a a**hole !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions!. Basically you don't give a damn about anyone!. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less!. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics!. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual!. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss!.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character!. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic!. A real weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet!.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money!. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a
cell phone!.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything!. In other words, stupid!. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything!. Most Leos are living on the welfare!.
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them!. But you're prone to bullsh**tting and you're a cheap bastard!. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are sluts!.
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges!. This makes you an a**hole!. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you!. Nobody will go to your funeral!.
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles!. However these are your only good traits!. You screw small animals and love picking your nose!. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet!.
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts!. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys!. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack!.
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type!. A mean self-centered a*s and a closet homosexual!. Your best friend is probably an altar boy!.
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system!. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite!. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights!.
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation!. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world!. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron!. You will continually fail!. You're a a**hole !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO HAHAAHH pretty funny man!. I was laughing so much!. Most of them were pretty funny!. I liked the boldness in you, made it more funny!. I didnt like the Leo one though, shame on you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts!. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys!. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts!. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys!. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah I would MB in any wedding !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
REALLY!? IF THATS WHAT U THINK OF ASTOROGY BUDY DONT EVEN BOTHER DISSING PEOPLES SIGNS!.
u are a sick loser
hope u get reported AND SUSPENED OFF OF YAHOOWww@Enter-QA@Com
u are a sick loser
hope u get reported AND SUSPENED OFF OF YAHOOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dude this is old *yawn*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some alter boys are cute, but I'm into older men!.!.!.
CapricornWww@Enter-QA@Com
CapricornWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a Pisces and I am an optimist, but I'm not an a**hole!. Your right, people are taking this way too seriously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
childish man grow upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dude, what the hell!?! where did you get these from!? I'm a capricorn by the way and i think not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pisces and Sagittarius are mixed up!.!.!.!.oh wait, no I think that there is no Sag here, really!. both of those paragraphs should be Pisces!.
actually, to be honest, now that I've read through a few more of them, none of them are even really all that accurate!. Could have been funny if the captions were a little more true to the signsWww@Enter-QA@Com
actually, to be honest, now that I've read through a few more of them, none of them are even really all that accurate!. Could have been funny if the captions were a little more true to the signsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Libra!.!.
"You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges!. This makes you an a**hole!. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you!. Nobody will go to your funeral"!.
I'm a Libra sun and pisces rising which makes me what!?!.!. a double a**hole!?!? lol!. If noone will go to my funeral, then I might decide to 'visit' them and make a ghostly apparition!. They'll love it!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges!. This makes you an a**hole!. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you!. Nobody will go to your funeral"!.
I'm a Libra sun and pisces rising which makes me what!?!.!. a double a**hole!?!? lol!. If noone will go to my funeral, then I might decide to 'visit' them and make a ghostly apparition!. They'll love it!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com