What are some funny things that a psychic might say?!


Question: What are some funny things that a psychic might say!?
I am writting a story about a girl and her friend that go visit the psychic, the main jist of the story is that the girl is trying to decide what she wants to do at college but I am trying to think o some funny things that the psychic might say to her beore she tells her what course to doWww@Enter-QA@Com


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That she must study how to be a Rocket Scientist, like that she can see the Stars clearer!.!!!
:-))!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. lol!.!!
Cheers and good luck Jenna!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

this sounds like a story about someone in a similar sit!. LOL


act steriotypical LOL
like
psychic!. " so what kind of subjects you've like in the past!?"
girl " aren't you supposed to know!? !.!.!."
psychic " just a casual, friendly question before I close my eyes and focus on your reading!."
girl!. " well!.!.!.math, law!. you know!.!.!.
psychic: ahh! " so what date were you born, oh no!.!.!.i already see something ( eyes widen)!.!.yes!.!.mhmm!.!.!.ahh!.!.!.yes"
psychic " you wear glasses, eh!?'
girl : urhm yea my eyes are bad!.
psychic: oh right, i suggest you should go after calculus; you have a keen eye with glasses on!. Your lenses help you see details; math needs precision you know!.!.!.!.(trails off to herself) don't take your glasses off anyways!. I see an accident happening!.!.!.!.something in my room that you'll knock over!.!.!.
girl: oh I see! yes math is very precise!
psychic: you have short hair!.!.!.
girl: what does that mean for me!? Does that predict something!?!
psychic: yes!. take law!. women with short hair are aggressive, headstrong, and sharp-tongued!. no nuisance!. Take law!.
girl: uh!. law in college!?
psychic: oh i forgot!. no you need an undergraduate!. okay take history!. you can learn about the history of politicians, who practiced law!.!.!.!.
psychic: so you have a crush on someone!? am i correct!?
girl: yes!.!.!.a boy!.!.
psychic: well he's in this class and that!. i think you want to be together right!?
girl: oh thank you! will we get married!?
psychic: i have no idea!.
talks to herself ( mmmmhhhmm!.!.!.!.!.she will get her heartbroken because he plays!. I should not tell her!. Hurt feelings are not good!.!.!.!.)

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i once had a psychic tell me the lottery numbers!.!.!.!. unfortunately they didnt come out!.
then she told me i was going to get pregnant in june!.!.!. then she went on to saying i dont know if its this june next june or the june after that or 5 junes after that!. then my mum went in and she said exactly the same pregnancy this june next june or 5 junes from now!. (She didnt know it was my mum) none of us are pregnant so far!.!.!. :/
Terrible haha Www@Enter-QA@Com

You're going to meet someone with the letter A in their name!.
!.!.!.!.!.or E!.
I once had a fortune teller ring me in the middle of a very busy lunchtime and ask if I would consider holding a fortune telling evening in my bar!. I simply replied "If you were good you'd know!" and hung up!. She never turned up so obviously she was psychic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It would be funny if the very first thing the psychic said to the girl is "how are you!?"
You might expect the girl to think the psychic should know!.
Perhaps the girl could have a smart alec reply!.!.!.!."Well, you tell me ! "
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Hello what is your name!? O I C and what have you come to see me for today!? O you want to know if your man is cheating!. Well see in relationships we come to face !.!. blah blah blah blah blah blah blahWww@Enter-QA@Com

You are going to wake up tomorrow
One of your favourite colours is (then says the colour of her top/ blouse/dress
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"I sense!.!.!. an odd!.!.!. tension!. A kind of rumbling!.!.!." Then, the psychic's eyes get bigger as she realizes she needs to make a poo and scurries off!. Hilarity ensues!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

She is going to meet a tall dark stranger Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I'm full of crap and I'm only here to relieve you of your money"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

'Tell me a little bit about yourself'Www@Enter-QA@Com

That'll be £50, please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ive been expecting you!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i see you coming to meWww@Enter-QA@Com

and you will live happily ever after, now give me your moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com

i am sensing that you are female!Www@Enter-QA@Com

AS SOON AS SHE SITS DOWN SHE SAYS, I KNEW YOU WERE COMMING!Www@Enter-QA@Com

'Sorry dear!. Be with you in a minute!. Just misplaced my crystal ball and me glasses!. Can you see if you can find them!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com



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