Can you describe something about aries ?!


Question: Can you describe something about aries !?
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Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions!. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull!. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries!. Aries rarely say one thing and do another!. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it!. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses!. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded!. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35!. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts!. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted!. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives!. Aries are never born!.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs!. This may even involve rollerblades!. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler!. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce!. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury!. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries!. This would make Satan an Aquarius!. Aries always hold management positions!. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union!. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot!. All of you think you're Lech Walesa!. People run away when an Aries comes around!. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire!. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered!. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac!. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i have a book about horoscopes and this is what it says about aries:

Your love:Challenges, being seen as a leader, and taking initiative
Your key colours: red, black and white
your star stones: diamond and red jasper
your power flowers:red roses
Your metals: iron
your motto: i am
Your day of the week: Tuesday

at your best your seen as : a leader, Energetic, Open to challenges, a risk taker and persistent
At your worst you come across as: bossy, brash, selfish ,unwilling to listen to what others say!.

your sign is associated with :
New beginnning
Exploration
Discovery
competition
courage

Celebritiy stars that have the same sign as YOU:
Mariah Carey
Clarie Danes
Jennie Garth
Sarah michelle Gellar
Mellissa Joan Hart

hope i helped( wat it says in my book)Www@Enter-QA@Com

aries are cute people!!! they work hard!! most of the aries i know are very loving! they love their family and will do anything for them!

they are also funny ! the bad thing about then is that sometimes they think they know everything! lol



libra here with a lot of family and friends that are aries! cute peopleWww@Enter-QA@Com

the guys are hot, the women are funny as =P i love them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The girls are hot and the guys are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ONE word: BESTWww@Enter-QA@Com



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