Where can I get real horoscopes?!
Question: Where can I get real horoscopes!?
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The Onion has the best horoscope site!. Since this is the entertainment section, read the most entertaining!. It's just as accurate as the others too!.
Your Birthday Today
They say you have the kind of face only a mother could love, but that's mainly because she feels guilty about all the birth defects!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Like all Aries, you are extremely patient with others!. However, if they can't come up with the money soon, kill the twins!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Strange impulses you can neither describe nor explain impel you to take your life savings, drive to Vegas, and put it all on red!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Your stress-management technique of taking long, deep breaths will prove disastrous this week when a riptide drags you underwater!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Fears of being exposed as a fraud will be realized this week when you're revealed to lack the fluid color, strong lines, and playful style of Matisse's trademark works!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
God will appear to you in a dream and tell you that loving you is the part of His job He hates the most!.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Years of enduring the constant, numbing pain of existence will end this week when you discover "whiskey," a magical drink that makes your problems disappear!.
Libra September 23 - October 23
Sometimes in life, you have to put your fear aside and stand up for what you believe in!. Thankfully for you, this isn't one of those times!.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Light from the constellation Scorpio has traveled for millions of years through the interstellar void to tell you to begin a new diet this week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your Birthday Today
They say you have the kind of face only a mother could love, but that's mainly because she feels guilty about all the birth defects!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Like all Aries, you are extremely patient with others!. However, if they can't come up with the money soon, kill the twins!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Strange impulses you can neither describe nor explain impel you to take your life savings, drive to Vegas, and put it all on red!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Your stress-management technique of taking long, deep breaths will prove disastrous this week when a riptide drags you underwater!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Fears of being exposed as a fraud will be realized this week when you're revealed to lack the fluid color, strong lines, and playful style of Matisse's trademark works!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
God will appear to you in a dream and tell you that loving you is the part of His job He hates the most!.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Years of enduring the constant, numbing pain of existence will end this week when you discover "whiskey," a magical drink that makes your problems disappear!.
Libra September 23 - October 23
Sometimes in life, you have to put your fear aside and stand up for what you believe in!. Thankfully for you, this isn't one of those times!.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Light from the constellation Scorpio has traveled for millions of years through the interstellar void to tell you to begin a new diet this week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just advised someone on here that you can Google this website because I might not have all the words right, as this site name changed from the original one she was using that I am familiar with!.
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You can sign up for monthly and weekly horoscopes and she sends you special letters but tries to sell you items, so be aware if you don't want to buy stuff but her horoscopes and readings are "tailor-made", let me tell you!. She is GOOD!.
All you have to do when you get to the site is type in your birthdate and time you were born if you know the hour!. This signs you up for free and the lady sends you accurate readings!.
Check it out for yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bethea@myhealthandhappiness!.com
You can sign up for monthly and weekly horoscopes and she sends you special letters but tries to sell you items, so be aware if you don't want to buy stuff but her horoscopes and readings are "tailor-made", let me tell you!. She is GOOD!.
All you have to do when you get to the site is type in your birthdate and time you were born if you know the hour!. This signs you up for free and the lady sends you accurate readings!.
Check it out for yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to get a book on the ephemerides for the 21st Century!. This book gives you the exact location of the planets, moon and sun on any given day!. From that imformation you develop an astrological chart and try to interpret the meaning!.
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I like this site www!.adze!.com
You put in your information and it will give you a daily horoscope according to your time and place of birth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You put in your information and it will give you a daily horoscope according to your time and place of birth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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