Do you read your Horoscope daily and if so where do you read it at?!
Question: Do you read your Horoscope daily and if so where do you read it at!?
This could be the newspaper, internet or another way!.!.!.How about you!?
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I religiously read my weekly horoscope from The Onion!. Here are some for the week:
Your Birthday Today
Meditate on the unique and breathtaking splendor of the natural world!. Do this for as long as it takes them to fix your cable box!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
You'll make all the women swoon this week, thanks to a damp rag and a handy bottle of chloroform!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
It's not that you should be eating less, or even that you should be exercising more; it's that the stars have to waste their valuable time telling you!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Look to the Bible for solace this week!. Or to any other work of fiction that may help you to escape!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
While it's true that the universe works in mysterious ways, it's becoming pretty clear what it has against you!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
You'll have mixed feelings this week when several leading gourmands describe you as "succulent" and "falling off the bone!."
Virgo August 23 - September 22
There's a fine line between comedy and tragedy!. A fine line you will soon trip over, before rolling down the stairs and smashing your skull open on the concrete floor!.
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Your Birthday Today
Meditate on the unique and breathtaking splendor of the natural world!. Do this for as long as it takes them to fix your cable box!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
You'll make all the women swoon this week, thanks to a damp rag and a handy bottle of chloroform!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
It's not that you should be eating less, or even that you should be exercising more; it's that the stars have to waste their valuable time telling you!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Look to the Bible for solace this week!. Or to any other work of fiction that may help you to escape!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
While it's true that the universe works in mysterious ways, it's becoming pretty clear what it has against you!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
You'll have mixed feelings this week when several leading gourmands describe you as "succulent" and "falling off the bone!."
Virgo August 23 - September 22
There's a fine line between comedy and tragedy!. A fine line you will soon trip over, before rolling down the stairs and smashing your skull open on the concrete floor!.
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I read everyday at
http://www!.decisioncare!.org/vedic-astrol!.!.!.
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http://www!.decisioncare!.org/vedic-astrol!.!.!.
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No i don't read my daily horoscope because i don't believe in those daily,monthly yearly horoscope
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I read mine off of tarrot!.com or something like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
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