Four nuns die in a car crash!!?!
Question:
Four nuns die in a car crash!!?
They're all lined up at the pearly gates waiting to be allowed into heaven. St Peter tells them, "You must all tell me if you have touched a mans penis."
The first nun steps forward and says "I have sinned. I once touched a mans penis with the tip of my finger."
St Peter responds, "Go wash your finger in that holy water there, and enter the kingdom of heaven." So she does.
The second nun presents herself. "I touched a mans penis with my whole hand."
St Peter is displeased, and says, "Wash your hand in that holy water there and enter the kingdom of heaven."
Before the third nun can speak, the fourth elbows her out of the way.
"If you think I'm gargling with that water after she's washed her fanny in it, you've got another thought coming!"
Answers:
Naughty, naughty but very very good. Have a star you deserve it.