Some funny jokes...?!


Question:

Some funny jokes...?

ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.

Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ

Teacher: Where's the P?
Student: Its running down my leg!
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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.

"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said.
"Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
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This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.

Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Guy: Well, give me the really bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Guy: And the bad news?

Doctor: You have a disease called Alzheimer's whch wil cause u 2 4get.
Guy: Thank God! I was afraid I had cancer!


Answers:

lol so far the best joke I've heard today


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