Gimme a funny joke....10 for the funniest?!
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Gimme a funny joke....10 for the funniest?
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Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he cane upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm Lost" said the man. "can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly" the Chinese man said "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the 3 worst Chinese tortures known to man"
"OK" said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for one night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it the read "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest". "Well, thats pretty crappy" he thought. "If thats the best the old man can do then i dont have mich to worry about". He picked up the boulder, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on the window that read "Chinese Torture 2" Rock tied to right testicle." In a panic he glanced down and seen that the rope was already getting close to the end. Figuring a few broken bones was better then castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read "Cinese Torture 3: Left testicle tied to bedpost"