Marriage ?!


Question:

Marriage ?

A husband says to his wife, 'l was a fool when l married you,'
'l know' she replies, 'but l was in love and didnt notice.'

A woman puts an ad in the paper saying, 'husband wanted'.
Next day she gets 100s of replies all saying the same thing.
'you can have mine'.

Going to a party with the wife is like going fishing with a game warden.

For sale: 'twenty volume encyclopedia, good condition, no longer needed. wife knows everything.

For twenty years my wife and l were happy. then we met.

Awoman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

I got married to miss right. I just didnt realise her first name was always.

I live like a medieval knight. Every night l go to bed with a battleaxe at my side.

I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back.

Make love not war. Or if you want both, get married.


Answers:

if your missus sees this you'll get put in the doghouse


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