Confessional and a list?!

Confessional and a list?

An 80-year-old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: "Father, I am an 80-year-old man, I'm married, I have four children and eleven grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 19-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."
The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"
The old man said, "I have never been to confession. I'm not Catholic."
The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Hell Father, I'm telling everyone!"

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Top Ten Male Professions and Why
1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide."
3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em."
8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package.
9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

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