Poem for guy's?!
Question:
Poem for guy's?
The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee.
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see-there is a hole?
Out in the woods, they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see
there is a bowl in which you pee!
(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why
they make my bathroom such a sty?
Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do.
Be a human-not a pig and
don't forget to lift the lid.
When you're done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid and push it down
(don't make us women feel like clowns)
Falling in, it is not fun -
getting water on your buns.
Zip up your pants, and you're all done
now wasn't that a lot of fun?
Keep this little poem in mind
Your woman will find you very kind.
Answers:
HA HA that's great calam, did you write that urself? thanx for the laugh!