Anyone for a Alabama joke?!
Question:
Anyone for a Alabama joke?
A young man walks into a bar in AL and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here,
are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from MI."
The bartender asks, "What do you do in MI?"
The guy says, "Taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A Taxidermist? What in tarnation is a Taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No a Taxidermist doesn't drive taxis. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's OK, boys. He's one of us!"
Answers:
Nice, I'll have to tell that one to my Uncle Glen. He is a Yankee who moved down to Alabama himself!