Cheesy joke of the day...Oldie but a oh so goodie!?!
Question:
Cheesy joke of the day...Oldie but a oh so goodie!?
A girl comes home from school and says, " Mommy, mommy I counted till 10 today while the other children could only count till 5. Is it because Im blonde mommy?"
The mommy replies " yes my darling and Im very proud of you."
The next day the girl comes home from school and says, "Mommy, mommy I said the alphabet till M while the other children could only say till G. Is it because Im blonde mommy?"
"Yes my darling, "replied the mommy. "And I'm very proud of you, well done."
The following day the girl comes home and says, "Mommy, mommy today after gymnastics we took a shower and I saw that I have the biggest boobies, the other girls have tiny ones". Lifting her top and proudly displaying her assets." Is it because Im blonde mommy?" asked the girl...
"No my darling" replied the mommy..."its because you are 25"
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Never heared it before, but it is killing me:
HaHAHAHHAaHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...