Oops to much come down a notch i think oh blow post it now sorry in advance xxx !

Oops to much come down a notch i think oh blow post it now sorry in advance xxx funny or not xxx?

A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your ni**les."
She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your a*s."
He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."
She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you."
"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pu**y, and drink from your c**t."
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her t*ts.
He yells, "I'll kill him!"
She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pi*sed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my t**t, and drink from me!"
Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't f**k with anyone who can drink that much beer."

Hi Love, It was going fine until the to much beer things. What's up!!! your jokes are always very good. That's okay you are having an off day. Lol
A Friend.
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