If any of these jokes have made you irritated, see red, or get upset ...?!

If any of these jokes have made you irritated, see red, or get upset ...?

Aries: (I'll have to hide now.... but I know that they will forgive me in a few minutes).
Taurus: Humour is supposed to be astrologically good for you, so remember that I'm doing you a favour by posting these here (*whew, I wouldn't like to be at the receiving end of the Taurean anger*)
Gemini: you guys prefer to be the ones talking, so I bet that you don't really want to be listening to my apologies.
Cancer: Don't cry, we still love you. So please come out of that shell !
Leo: Humility is the astrological lesson that you have to learn in this life, so laughing at yourself is the best way to start !
Virgo: You are so precisely aware of your each and every fault. But you're probably still mad... hey, you don't have the monopoly for criticism, you know !
Libra: Yes, I do know that on one hand, these jokes generalize too much and may not always be fair, but on the other hand... (Maybe I should just pretend to lose this argument, then the Librans will take my side to even the odds...)
Scorpio: You guys don't know how to laugh at yourself. Realize that this is a weakness. (Scorpios weak ?!? ahh... now I can see them trying hard to laugh at themselves).
Sagittarius: You have the best sense of humour in the zodiac, so I doubt that you got offended. Anyway, you end up unintentionally offending others with your bluntness, so it's about time someone showed you how it feels !
Capricorn: Sorry mr. (or ms.) goat, you have to stop being so serious and let your inner sense of humour shine !
Aquarius: I know that you're wondering why on earth we all think that Aquarians are weird... well, you'll never figure this one out.
Pisces: You are the most tolerant and understanding sign of all... so live up to that reputation and don't get mad at me !!

wow...jokes on the zodiacal scale now...gotta wonder then, what must that laff track sound like, eh?!