Chemist xxx funny or notxxxx?!


Question:

Chemist xxx funny or notxxxx?

Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist she needed
some cyanide. The Pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?" Sarah explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license; they'll throw us in jail...bad things will happen! Absolutely
not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed... with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


Answers:

OK, not as clever as previous ones, but I'm enjoying them just the same.

What's your source mate? Don't tell me you store all these in your head? Bet you're a right laugh down the local on a Friday night......I could do with a good laughing night out I can tell you....


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