What a virgin?!

What a virgin?

Jim gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.
He calls his dad and asks,
"So what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed"
5 minutes later Jim is on the phone again.
"She's naked and in bed what do I do now?" His father can't believe what he is hearing,
"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes Jim is on the phone again.
" Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His father's patience is now running out so he says,
"**** son, do I have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night !!!!
" Just when his father starts snoring, his son is on the phone again.
"OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"
"Drown yourself, you bloody idiot!"
He was buried the following day.

2 days ago
Sorry Jim, not you. You a virgin, by any chance?

hilarious