Who u gonna call?!

Who u gonna call?

Subject: The telephone call

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,


"Hello?"


"Hi honey
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"


"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says,

"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."


"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now."


Brief Pause.



"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway."

Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it, Daddy.

"And what happened, honey?" He asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head
on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"


"Oh my God!!


What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***



***Even Longer Pause* **



Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ...........




Is this 486-5731?"

2 days ago
tricky --- its the way that i tell em (said in irish accent)

old crap joke & u get 30+ responses.
i'm finished with the lot of you.
i only got 7 for joke of jokes of the century.
got my bat got my ball going home.