Centipede joke?!


Question:

Centipede joke?

man walks past a pet shop sees a talking centipede for sale.
unable to resist he buys it and takes it home.
thinks to him self i'll take it to the pud and show off.
he asks the centipede 'do you want to go for a pint?'
.........silence
he asks again 'do you want to go for a pint?'
again...........silence
shouting abuse 'i'm takin' you back to the shop'
the centipede shouts back 'will you hold i'm putting my bloody shoes on!!!!'


Answers:

hahahaha good one! i gave you a star plz give me 10 pts in return!


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