A priest, lawyer, and prostitute ...?!
Question:
A priest, lawyer, and prostitute ...?
A priest, lawyer, and prostitute die and go to heaven but before they come in St. Peter says that they have to name one selfless act that they did on earth to enter the pearly gates.
The priest goes first and said that he joined a church and brought millions of people to God.
St. Peter says "you only did this to hide your sexuality" and sends the priest to hell
The lawyer says that he fought many cases and put many criminals in prison.
St. Peter says "you only did this to acquire worldly gain" and sends him to hell
The prostitute says she slept with the priest and the lawyer.
St. Peter says "I know all and those two men are to small to ever have made you feel like you are in heaven" and the prostitute is admitted.
3 days ago
sorry for the prostitute st peter was suppose to say "well then you never did get any pleasure"
my mom told me this
Answers:
so, what is the joke in it ?
hahhhaaa just joking to see the look on your face,...just kidding, HAve a nice day.