Tell me what you think of my joke.?!
Question:
Tell me what you think of my joke.?
I worked like all day on this.
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 6 o' clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."The blonde replies "OK your on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." " No you have to take it," says the blonde.
"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but i didn't think he would do it again"
So.... what do you think? Please leave comment and rating ( 1/10 ).
Answers:
Pretty funny....
But my blonde friend just told me this one....
A blonde goes into a bagel'n'coffee shop and they're having a contest, so she orders a coffee, and pulls the tab off- she's oh-so excited! "I won a motor home!"
But a motor home isn't even on the list of prizes, and they try to explain this to her, but she insists she's won a motor home.
Finally, the manager/owner comes out and tries to explain that she coudln't possibly have won a motor home, and asks to see the tab she'd pulled off the coffee...
"Win a bagel"