Tom did like he always does!!!! Kissing his wife, crawlining into bed and fallin!

Tom did like he always does!!!! Kissing his wife, crawlining into bed and falling asleep. All of a sudden he?

wakes up with an elderly man dressed in white robe standing in front of his bed.
"what the hell are you doing in my bedroom and who are you?" he asked.
"This is not your bedroom" the man replied, "I am Saint Peter and you're in heaven"
"WHAT! Are you saying i'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young!" said Tom " I want you to send me back immediately"
"its not that easy" said St Pete "you can only return as a dog or hen, the choice is yours"
Tom thoght about it for a while and figured out that being a dog os too tiring but a hen probably has a nice and relaxing life. running around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen" Tom replied.
In the next second Tom found himself in a chicken run but now his rear end felt like it was gona blow. Then along came the rooster.
"Hey you must be the new hen St Pete told me about" he said "How do you like being a hen?"
"Well ok I guess but it feels like my a*s is about to explode"
(part 2 in additional, coming asap)

3 days ago
"oh that!" said the rooster "thats only ovulation going on, you need to lay an egg"
"how do I do that?" Tom asked.
"cluck twice and then push all you can."
Tom clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for and then 'plop' an egg was on the ground.
"wow" Tom said "that felt really good" so he clucked again and squeezed and you better believe there was another egg on the ground,
The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:
"Tom!! For crying out loud! Wake up! you're shi**ing all over the bed!"

THAT made me laugh out loud and usual jokes don't. GREAT job!
STAR!