An oldie but still worth a laugh!! :O)..A man was at home one evening eating pea!


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An oldie but still worth a laugh!! :O)..A man was at home one evening eating peanuts..?

.. flicking them in the air and catching them in his mouth,in the middle of catching one his wife asked him a question,as he turned to answer her,the peanut fell into his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but only ended up pushing it deeper. His wife tried to help but after hours of trying,they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
On their way out the door,the daughter came home with her date,after informing them of the problem,the daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down,he shoved two fingers up the fathers nose and told him to blow hard,when the father blew, the peanut flew out.
The mother and daughter jumped for joy,The young man insisted it was nothing,and they went to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he had gone,the mother turned round to the father and said "That's wonderfull isn't he smart?,What do you think he's gonna be when he grows up?"
Husband;"our son in law, by the smell of his fingers!"


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he he 10/10


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