Did you see that?!
Question:
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh," says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."
"Oh."
A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"
And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
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A guy and his wife were sitting around visiting.
Out of the blue, he said, "Honey, if I die, I know you'll eventually remarry.
So as soon as I'm gone, I want you to sell all my stuff."
She asked, "Now, why would you want me to do that?".
He replied, "Well, I don't want some other a s s hole using all my stuff."
She said, "What makes you think I'd marry ANOTHER a s s hole?
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Funny. Thanks for putting a smile on my face even though I just failed my first semester exam.
good luck.