JOKE.....Another one ..made me laugh!!?!


Question:

JOKE.....Another one ..made me laugh!!?

In the nursing home one evening,the old man looked over at the old lady,"I know just what your'e wanting for £5 i will have sex with you right now over there in that rocking chair"
The old lady looked suprised but didn't say a word.The old man continued.."For £10 i'll do it with you on that nice sofa over there,but for £20 i will take you to my room light candles and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had!"
The old lady still said nothing,but after a few minutes ,she starting digging deep down in her purse and pulls out a screwed up £20 note and holds it up.
"Ahh say's the man so you want a romantic evening back in my room?"
"No" The old woman replies...
"Four times in the rocking chair!!" ;O)


Answers:

While she fantasises about Val Doonican perhaps?
(My gran just told me to say that)


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