Dear Abby, from a confused fisherman?!
Question:
Dear Abby, from a confused fisherman?
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. The usual signs......... phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with
the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she
always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her
coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never
approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I
just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage in my boat
so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
arrived home from a night out with "the girls". It was at that moment,
while crouching behind the seat, that I noticed that my graphite flipping stick
appeared to have a hairline crack right above the handle.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the tackle
shop where I bought it?
Anxiously awaiting your response!!
Answers:
Hahahaha!! Poor guy.. he's caught between he has no idea what.. men.. will always be men..