A joke for all the man out there?!

A joke for all the man out there?

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and we were kissing and
hugging etc,
and just as I thought we were getting down to the nitty gritty,
she says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads
to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love
me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even
know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go
to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least
that b**ch
knows I'm smarter than her.

4 days ago
Yes it should have been all the men out there not man. oh well.

AMEN!!