I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot and was standing in the !

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot and was standing in the queue at the till.?

"Story by a man in Tesco"

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
On impulse, I told her no,I was starting The Winalot Diet
again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that
it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat 1 or 2 every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified,she asked if I'dended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was
because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.

Stupid cow.....why else would I buy dog food?

Nice one!!

PMSL!!!!

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