Want to laugh?........"warning"..... it's a long joke?!


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Want to laugh?........"warning"..... it's a long joke?

A man buys a motorcycle and the seller gives him a tube of vasceline. The seller suggest "put this vasceline all over the krome b4 it rains to prevent rust".The man goes to pick up his girlfriend. They are having dinner for the first time at her parents house. The girlfriend warns the man " don't say a word while at the dinner table or you'll have to do the dishes, it's just a rule"
The man agrees. When they step inside, the man notice hundreds of dirty dishes piled to the ceiling. At the dinner table the man notice no one is talking so he decides to test them. He grabs his girfriend, throws her on the floor and makes passionate love to her (but no one says a thing). He does the same with mom ( but still, no one says a thing). The man then looks out the window and notice it looks rainy and remembers what the bike seller told him about the bike and the vasceline. The man pulls out the vasceline out of his pocket and the dad at the table screams......"ok ok I'll do the dishes!!!!!"


Answers:

I read I luaghed I woke up my fiancee
and tryed to read it again but I couldn't
stop laughing she read it her self
and luaghed alot


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