A fairly funny joke? Do you think so too?!
Question:
A fairly funny joke? Do you think so too?
A redneck with two ice chests full of fish was stopped by a game warden recently. They were near a cove noted for its fish population.
Game warden: Do you have a license to catch those fish?
Redneck: No sir, I ain't got none of them licenses, these here are my pet fish.
GW: Pet fish??
Red: Yeah. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim around for a while. In the mornin' I come back, whistle for 'em, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em back home.
GW: That's a big bunch of stuff! Fish can't do that!
Red: It's the truth Government man, I'll show ya' - this really works!
GW: OK, I've just got to see this!
The Redneck dumps the fish back into lake and the GW, standing quietly for a few minutes, turns to the Red and says: Well?
Red: Well what?
GW: When are you going to call them back?
Red: Call what back?
GW: The fish!
Red: What fish?
Moral: Rednecks are slick -watch out for 'em!
Answers:
I appreciate this kind of joke as it is really funny and clean, unlike the joke our so called professional comedians do as they can't tell a joke or make anyone laugh unless it has M/F, Niger, or some other filth,