What do ya think?!

What do ya think?

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
>First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
>fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it
>to death with a spade.
>Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by
>feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
>attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
>chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
>lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
>corpses into the lion enclosure.
>He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
>American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He
>grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
>do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
>
>Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
>He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??
>The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with
>mushy bees."

4 days ago
in Britain we eat, fish chips and mushy peas....

I'm sitting here with ma 11 year old laughing our asses off Cheer's