Out on the golf course?!
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Out on the golf course?
3 guys were on a golf course and they noticed a guy sitting by himself. They asked him if he would like to join them to make it a foursome. So he agrees. He ends up shooting 1 over par and giving the rest of the guys a lot of great advice. They were so impressed, they ask him if he would like to join them the next week. He says, "Sure, OK, but I might be 20 minutes late.
The next week comes, and the guy is right on time. He shows up with left handed golf clubs and this time he shoots 2 under par. The guys are amazed again - they asked him if he would like to join them the next week for a tournament. He says, "Well, sure - but I might be 20 minutes late."
This goes on all month and the guy just gets better and better. But before every game, he always says, 'I might be 20 minutes late.' They ask him why the possibility of him being late. He says, "Well, when I wake up in the morning, if my di<k is leaning to the right my wife gets my right handed clubs. If it's leaning to the left
4 days ago
she gets my left handed clubs. The one guy asks, "What if it's standing straight up?"
He says, "Well, then I'll be 20 minutes late."
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hahahahahahaa!!! I don't get it!!