House robber?!


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House robber?

This guy breaks into a house and starts stashing things in a pillow case. All of a sudden he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you" The voice wasn't human like, and he just thinks it's his imagination. A couple of minutes he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you" - this time he turns on a small lamp and there in front of him is a parrot. Again the parrot says, "Jesus is watching you". The robber walks up to the bird and asks, "What's your name, little guy?" The bird answers, "My name is Moses." The robber asks, "Who on earth would name his pet parrot Moses?" The parrot says, "The same people who named their pet Pit Bull watchdog 'Jesus', that's who"


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*--... Omg! .. that is so funny! .. lol ...--*


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