Joke - what did he die of?!
Question:
Joke - what did he die of?
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."
Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big sh*t that he really was."
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I must give you one for that.A star I mean.That was really funny.Thanks for the laugh.
If diarrhoea runs down only one leg,is it monorrhoea?