I need a joke that will make me laugh?!


Question:

I need a joke that will make me laugh?


Answers:

ok so 3 men die and go to heaven. As they are approaching the gate they see all these ducks walking around inside. When the meet St. Peter at the gate, they ask what the ducks are for. St. Peter tells them that if they step on a duck, they will be chained to the ugliest person in heaven of the opposite sex. So they say ok and that day the first gysteps on a duck and St. Peter comes and chins a really ugly women to him. The next day the second man steps on a duck and the same result occurs. Later that night St. Peter comes up to the third man and chains a really beautiful women to him. He asks " What did I do to deserve this?" The women responds " I dont know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!."


I hope this makes you give at least a little laugh.


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