I need a good laugh?!

I need a good laugh?

tell me a joke or two

5 days ago
hey ted, those types of answers are the reason you are still single at 40. ha ha the 40 year old virgin, lol!!!

I hope you get it.

The Goatee

A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The Dr. told her of a new procedure called "The Knob". This small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift forever.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results.
But now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."