Deathbed confession?!
Question:
Deathbed confession?
A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and £1,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the £1,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
Answers:
Hahahaha, i wonder how many he would have had if he'd done the same??????????????????