Afterlife and reincarnation?!
Question:
Afterlife and reincarnation?
a old couple was talking to each other about the after life and they both decided that who ever passed away first would come back and let the other one know what it was like
the old man passed away and the old woman waited fro him to contact her from the other side 3 days went passed
and no contact was made
so she went to a spirtulist and asked if she could contact the old man
after a while she said sorry i cant
the old woman went home feeling betrayed and lost
as she lay in her bed the olld man suddenly appeared to her
where have you been? she said whats it like?
getting his breath the old man replyed
its great sex in the morning sex in the afternoon sex before bed time
the old woman said so is heaven good then
the old man replyed heaven?
i am not in heaven i have been rencarnated as a rabbit on watership down
Answers:
Funny one....needed the laugh, thanks