Reincarnation?!
Question:
Reincarnation?
Three London lads were planning to fly to a reincarnation convention in Florida. The first two booked up economy class seats in the travel agents and waited while the third engaged in some deep discussion with the clerk. Finally he rejoined them and proudly showed them his first class tickets.
"Why are you spending so much?" one of them asked him.
"Well," he replied, "you only live once."
Answers:
That was funny, but wasn't that good.
I still don't get why so many people don't think it's funny, so here's what I think the punch line is:
They're going to a REINCARNATION Convention, yet the guy with the first class tickets says "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE."