Bible Knowledge?!
Question:
Bible Knowledge?
Edna is getting fed up with her husband Jack falling asleep during Sunday Service, so she slips a hatpin into her lapel as they are leaving for the walk to church.
As usual, Jack starts nodding off about five minutes into the sermon, just as the vicar announces that he will be running a spot quiz this week. The sermon goes on until the vicar asks: "What is the most common form of adulation in our religion?" Edna sticks the hatpin into Jack's arm and he wakes up and shouts out "Hell--elujah!".
"Well done Jack," the vicar congratulates him.
Ten minutes later and Jack is just beginning to snore quietly when the vicar asks "Who died on the cross for us?"
Edna applies the pin again and Jack jumps up shouting "Jesus Christ!" Again the vicar congratulates him before continuing.
Just as Edna applies the pin again: "What does the Bible tell us that Eve said to Adam?"
Jack: "If you stick that damn' thing in me one more time, I'm gonna break it in two and shove it right up your a$s!!"
Answers:
My God thats hilarious! I heard a different versoin, but I think this one is better.