You might be a redneck if...........?!
Question:
You might be a redneck if...........?
You had to kick your sister in the chin to get circumcised.
Answers:
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
your toothbrush really means "tooth" brush
you mow your lawn and find a car
you have financed a tatoo
people come to your door thinking your having a yardsale everyday
you climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor
you and your son walk to school together because your in the same grade
you have ever been too drunk to fish
your earrings double as fishing leueres
You use a belt buckle as a second ID