Joke - have you got the gun?!


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Joke - have you got the gun?

Two blondes are planning a bank robbery. One of them stays in the car with the engine running and the other one pulls on a balaclava.
"Now," says the getaway driver, "You've got the gun?" "Yes." "You've got the rope?" "Yes." "And you've got the dynamite?" "Yes." "Go for it!"

So the blonde runs into the bank. She's been gone a long time and no explosion. Then she's been gone a VERY long time and still no explosion. The getaway driver is about to give up and drive off when the blonde runs out of the bank; no money, balaclava half off, pursued by a security guard with his trousers round his ankles, and jumps in the car.
As they speed off, the getaway driver says, "I tell you EVERY time - you're meant to tie up the guard and blow the safe."


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Just finished work (2:30am) and this is the first thing I see on YA, what a great way to unwind. Thanks for that, have a star.


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