Assigning a Gender to Everyday Objects?!
Question:
Assigning a Gender to Everyday Objects?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears
useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its
time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom
in pairs.
HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere
you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's
the hot air part.
SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and
retain water.
SHOE: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
tongue hanging out.
COPIER: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive
device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can
wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS: Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can always see right through them.
WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female...Ha!...you thought I'd say male.
But consider, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right
buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Answers:
where in God's name are you getting these jokes or did you swallow a joke book??? I have never laughed as much.lol