Are we aussie men to romantic ..can you rate this romantic poem?!
Question:
Are we aussie men to romantic ..can you rate this romantic poem?
Of course I love ya darling
Your a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!
Answers:
Well thank you truly darling
For comparing me to a bleeding notched? Bird.
You don’t have to tell me I’m gorgeous
I know, and so does all the world!!
So what if my fanny’s large?
It’s been said u know,
That a large bummed woman,
isn’t easy to throw!
Face it mate, you’ve sealed your fate,
Youre stuck right here with me!
My Droopy breasts, dimpled thighs and
All my deteriorating anatomy!
The last word, as always is mine,
Go get your own beer,
You ale swilling swine!
Phew!! That took some doing........like the rejoinder??