Are we aussie men to romantic ..can you rate this romantic poem?!


Question:

Are we aussie men to romantic ..can you rate this romantic poem?

Of course I love ya darling

Your a bloody top notch bird

And when I say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms around there

No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave into gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That youv got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now

The moment that we met

I thought u was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And get me another beer!


Answers:

Well thank you truly darling
For comparing me to a bleeding notched? Bird.
You don’t have to tell me I’m gorgeous
I know, and so does all the world!!
So what if my fanny’s large?
It’s been said u know,
That a large bummed woman,
isn’t easy to throw!
Face it mate, you’ve sealed your fate,
Youre stuck right here with me!
My Droopy breasts, dimpled thighs and
All my deteriorating anatomy!
The last word, as always is mine,
Go get your own beer,
You ale swilling swine!
Phew!! That took some doing........like the rejoinder??


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