Aman walks into a pub with an octopus?!
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Aman walks into a pub with an octopus?
the landlord says we don't allow pets in here. he's not a pet,he's an entertainer, top musician. he can play any instrumemt. a little old man puts his hands in his jacket pocket, try this, it was a harmonica. within 10 seconds it was playing the national anthem brilliantly.the landlord goes in the back comes out with a trombone, the octopus looks and fiddles and within a minute he's playing the national anthem briliantly.then this scotsman throws a set of bagpipes and remarks i bet he can't play them. the octopus looks and fiddles juggles them around but not a sound. the scotsman says i told you so, to which the man says give him ten minutes he'll play them alright when he realizes he can't f*ck them.
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Good one Smarty. Can't understand how people can't understand. Keep them coming...........