How to keep warm. A Scotsman and an American were talking about golf In most par!
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How to keep warm. A Scotsman and an American were talking about golf In most parts of the U S A we cant ------
play golf in the winter.We have to wait until the spring" said the American. "Och, ye big softies,"replied the Scot. "Surely ye can play if ye put a will to it? We dinnae let the snow and cold fess us."The American looked doubtful. "Well, what do you do,paint your balls black"? he asked. "No replied the surprised Scot." We,ll just put on a thick pair of thermal trousers
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nearly kilt me that one
hahaha