Joke - what's the matter?!
Question:
Joke - what's the matter?
A young man walked up to the park bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
An old man, sitting there, just stared at him. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring at him.
Finally the young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s*x with a parrot - I was just wondering if you were my son"
Answers:
Hahahaha, a colourful joke, like it.