Best joke gets 10 pts.!!!?!

Best joke gets 10 pts.!!!?

I really need a laugh right now. I like dirty jokes 2 , lol.

There was a Baptist Church in South Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."

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Three old ladies sitting on a park bench.

First one says to second "I sure miss the old fruit stand they had those really great eggplants" (holds her hands far apart)

Second says to first " yes and those wonderful melons" (makes a big round circle with her hands)

Third old lady who's deaf . . leans in and says " oh yea - I remember that guy too... '
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Two identical twins called Joe & John.
One day John’s wife died same day as Joe’s boat sank.
Walking down the street an elderly lady said to Joe (Thinking it was John) that she was sorry about his loss. Joe (The one with the sunken boat) said it’s ok, she was a rotten thing with a huge bottom any how. She was losing water, had a massive crack in the back and a big hole in the front which was getting bigger and bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I rented her to four guys. The fools, they tried to enter her at thte same time and split her right down the middle.
The old lady fainted!!!
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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
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How are a bungy jumping and a hooker alike?

They both last about 20 minutes, they both cost about $150, and if the rubber breaks your screwed.



HAHAH LOL RITE HOPE U LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!