A joke....sleeping arrangements?!
Question:
A joke....sleeping arrangements?
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed!
"Good," she replied... "Get your own f*cking blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he f*rted.
Answers:
funny, cos it's true ha ha